Too much time on my hands....

Harlech Castle

Laziness.

In hopes that I can reinvigorate my posting potential, I am going to work my way up in terms of posting quality.  I know posts without pictures/graphics is going to make me a hit, so I've decided to do just that.  Equally so, I know no one really reads these, so this'll help me make more frequent updates a la journal style.

Lots of this have changed since my last actual post.  In fact, I believe it's been more than a year!  Maybe two?  Nevertheless, here are a couple of my landmark changes.

1.  I am now married!  I was working on a post describing pre-wedding jitters, and post wedding bless, but I got lazy and scrapped the whole thing.  I got married to Keziah Holton in August.  August 25th, 2012 to be exact.  Gotta get this down on paper somewhere for my future self.

2.  I've moved from South Korea.  Moved back to the USA for a year and half.  Worked at Target for half of this, and then changed jobs into a completely new field for me: Fire Inspections.

3.  I got my United Kingdom settlement visa, and I'm moving to Wales with my wife this coming November.

4.  Dajung (the dog) is currently waiting for my arrival in Wales, where he has been living for 2013.  I felt bad about my dog monopoly, and brought Dajung over to the UK last time I visited.

That's really it.  Everything big in a nice quick list form, so now I can erase those posts off my checklist, and work on something a bit more fun to write.

Minneapolis

Photo from my jobsite last week.

Maybe I will post things again.  I have been posting my photos on facebook, but it denied me the option of uploading such a big file.

The Reset

    So as many might already know, my time in Korea came to an end.  It was a great experience, and I started to regret my decision to leave near the end.  I finished on May 12th, and I've been in Minnesota for almost a month already!  Wow, how time flies.  I arrived back and immediately started to rejoin the social circle I left so many years ago, I've also even tried to introduce another friend, my dog Dajung.  Dajung survived the flight (which I had some worries about) and is now happily working towards being an American.  He hasn't quite got used to the lack of Korean commands, but he definitely has been enjoying the frequent walks and the nice weather.

So far, I have had a lot of free-time, as I'm currently unemployed.  I've started the job search and I hope that it'll respond positively.  In the meantime, I've been limiting myself to low-key and cheaper events.  I haven't even gotten myself to properly spend a day in St. Cloud.  There are many friends that I look forward to seeing as a steady paycheck comes in.  I hope to try to update this blog a little bit more now, but that's always such an idealistic idea.  I am equally going to try to work on my photography hobby.  The reasons both of these started to really lack in updates was due to my computer going on the fritz.  While I was in Korea, I was unable to figure out the exact tool I needed to fix my laptop, but in the USA it was an easy purchase.  I'll include a link to my flickr:   http://www.flickr.com/people/mkjvazquez/

Status in the South

Considering its been quite the time since I last updated my blog, or really anything pertaining to my life in Korea, I thought I’d sit down in the warm spring air and crank out a couple little tidbits.

I am currently halfway through my second year in Korea.  Everything is going by very smoothly and life itself is almost stress free.  I make a nice living wage in Korean standards, and I have all the important aspects of a life I’d like to lead.  I am able to travel every weekend to different and exotic places.  The mountains that backdrop my town are fun to hike and gorgeous.  The river in the middle of the city is a great reading locale with few civilians at its bank.  The beaches are even an hour away and great for seeing the little puppy run around.  There is really nothing to complain about, which in turn, is possibly why I haven’t updated my blog in a long time.  I really enjoy writing when I can be bitter or dismissive, but at the moment that’s not the case.

Lately my girlfriend has been taking a break in her hometown in England.  This has left me to do things a bit more freely, which in turn, has resulted in hiking several of the mountains in Korea.  If you need to know one thing about me, it’s that I really enjoy nature and being outside.  The warm sun feeling is like a pregnant girl’s chocolate bar.  It pretty much makes the whole week.  The mountains are a fun way to keep my attention at bay and my body outside.  They can be grueling at best, but the views from the top and the occasional hiking company is greatly appreciated.  As of three weeks ago, my partner at hand was a South African girl that had a good sense of humor.  She is gone now and I have yet to find another hiking buddy.  I am currently taking applications!

 

Besides from hiking, I have recently gotten into photography, as highlighted by my previous post.  I was always interested in photography, and I even took a few courses in college.  Lately though, it has gotten to the point that I really want to capture the world.  I am mainly interested in portrait photography.  While all my photos don’t actually contain people, its mainly due to being timid.  I want to take pictures of people, but it’s hard to approach someone and start snapping a couple.  There’s an initial approach that I need to prepare myself for.  Current ideas to hopefully alleviate my timidness are creating an actual decent flickr/picasa website.  This way I can create a few business cards to give to my subjects.  Now I am not planning on becoming anything near a professional, I feel that giving the subject an option to see their picture later might help with the process.  Tell me what you think!

 

As far as my job is concerned, I am planning on finishing my contract in October.  From there I plan to go home for possibly a month and renew my batteries and get together with my good friends.  Genuine friends are hard to come by here.  I feel that it is possibly my closed minded attitude, but I really don’t appreciate what many people have to offer.  I have met several people. but to really hit it off with someone is hard sometimes.  Many of the people that I have surrounded myself with have left recently (finished their contracts) leaving me to rethink my exact Korean-life plan.  While I am still happy, I have become a bit jaded with friendships here, which in turn has led my mind to resolve itself to just one more year in Korea.  That’s it.  Now that’s easy for me to say, as when I first came here I was already at that mindset, but I believe that shall be the case.  Now I don’t intend to quite return home, but I am currently seeking other options these days.

Anyways, I hope to post more these days!  I  have lots to say, but I just hate proofreading my own work and typing it out if I can’t include a little bit of sass into it.

Photography

As some may have suspected from my facebook page, I have finally found myself a hobby that I entirely enjoy.  I have long searched for a hobby that gets me outdoors, but requires a lack of sweat and blood applied to the action.  While I do enjoy sweat and blood, I prefer to make a choice on whether I excrete such fluids. Anyways, as the title suggests, the hobby is photography!

There is really nothing like it, but at the same time, all too much like it.  It can be honored and respected, or it can look just like the average guy down the street’s snapshot.  Now I’m not saying I’m a master or anything, but there is something self gratifying to exhibit one’s art, even if it is rather mundane.  The process is also quite intriguing.  First, you take the picture.  But while your taking the picture you have to look at the surroundings as a whole.  Are you going to take a picture of a sunset? Are there too many sunset pictures roaming the web (yes)?  Should you just take it anyways?  It’s really all up to you at that exact moment.  While I still stand that my pictures are mundane, I find I like to take pictures from the

bottom perspective.  Now this is possibly because I’m a midget and that’s just my perspective normally… but I still must digress, it creates dramatic performances.

While I entertain my hobby, I have picked up a nice slr camera.  I have also slowly and surely messed with more functions, which in turn help improve my skill.  There are few pictures I am truly proud of, but I shall post them here in time. I will also proofread this post later

Myers-Briggs

Qualitative analysis of your type formula

You are:

• moderately expressed introvert
• slightly expressed sensing personality
• moderately expressed feeling personality
• slightly expressed judging personality

While I may have cheapened out and avoided any of the expensive tests available online, I still did answer 72 questions to get this amazingly boring response towards my own myers-briggs test.  I think my blog has become the newest myspace!  Check out my results here!

Your Type is
ISFJ

Strength of the preferences %

Introverted 33
Sensing  12
Feeling  38
Judging 1

 

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Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas!

Go Go Speed racer!

I now have a car!  Bogging myself down with literary writing styles? Hell no, I’m hitting the open roads!  To really sum it up, I now have a sweet new ride.  Technically its not actually all that new… as it has more than a fair share of battle damage… but sweet?  Sure, I’ll give it that. :)

Now there are few things I’d say I am addicted to (drugs, cats, soda, woman), or at least there’s a few things I’d LIKE to say I’m addicted to (soda)...  Cars are one of them.  Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t really consider myself a grease monkey, as I still can’t figure out what the hell an “eight cylinder engine” is supposed to do... But what I’m really addicted to is not the car itself, but just the open road.  This feeling is easily summed up by Eve 6’s “Open Road Song.”

So, do you want to hear more?  Of course you do.

My sweet new ride is a 1995 Hyundai.  It has a rather masculine purple beaded steering wheel and… wait… its a manual.  A Clutch.  That, at least until recently, was a negative.  Gone are the days of hot swapping sodas while cruising the city.  Abandoned are my honed abilities of driving the car with my knee on I-95.  Gone is the enjoyment of flailing my arms in dance patterns during the newest Insane Clown Posse song…  Only to be replaced with giving veterans relapses as my car explodes with apocalypse like sounds after simply forgetting to pop the clutch before hitting reverse.  Out comes the sweat beads that decorate my forehead as I stop and go on hills that make Duluth’s hills look like Iowa.  An in comes the terrifying concept of switching to fifth gear as I’m going 80 down the freeway.  What joys a manual brings.

Well this may all sound slightly negative so far, but I can say in true honesty, I am a man now.  There is something refreshing and exhilarating about switching gears,  It is even more exciting hitting the road with all the Korean drivers!  I can now return home with at least one newly acquired skill, because we all know that me coming back with a solid knowledge of Korean was not going to happen.

Awards and Challenges

This is more of a reminder and will be update slowly…

But over at http://biandthebsides.blogspot.com/ the Miss gave me a blog award. Probably for being awesome, but most likely out of pity.

Also, a challenge of 7 things remains. We shall see.

Globe Trotting – Korea (Part Two)

Day Five – Chuseok, Seoul.

While I don’t exactly appreciate Seoul as a city, due to it being far too large for my tastes, I do think its a definite must-see if someone is traveling around Korea.  So in light of my sentiments, I planned for two days in the capital of Korea.  On our first day in Seoul we explored the downtown area of the city.  The first stop was an extremely large palace.  The palace was rather amazing, but, being so large, by the end it gave us more of a “been there, done that” feeling.  There were two rather nice ponds located on the palace grounds and the art of the buildings gave Jesse and Amy a feel for Korea’s artistic architecture.  We spent a good two hours there then headed for an art gallery.  Being already tired from the week, the art gallery really tugged on my energy reserves, and I slowly sloshed through it.  There was one art piece of note: It was a set of video cameras surrounded by garbage.  It had television screens on the inside, showing what the cameras were recording.  In the end, it recorded tons of people performing their own take on the pieces of junk, such as pretending to balance from afar on top of a screw, etc.  Very nice touch I’d say.  After the museum we ate some grub and then went to Namsan Tower, better known as the Seoul Tower.  Once we arrived, we were horrified to see the line for the cable cars.  The line literally stretched from three flights of stairs to around the bend.  While each of us were feeling a little burnt out from the day, we still decided to hit the tower, this time by hiking up to the top.  At the top, we could see the entire city of Seoul.  Now I have hit the tower four times now, once with the intent to photographically gloat with a stuffed dog, but every time the view is breathtaking.  This trips view involved a majestic sunset off into the distance.  Very cool.  We spent a good two hours here and then went back down for some drinks near Hongik University.  The drinks were a good deal and got us decently drunk.  Afterwards we headed back to our motel.

Day Six – End of Chuseok, Seoul.  Being our last day in Seoul, and it being the end of Chuseok, we decided to hit up some shopping districts since they were open now.  Our first mission was to get Amy some sandals, as her shoes were having an all-out war with her.  I figured Itaewon would be the best place for this, as she has some abnormally large feet for a girl.  Itaewon caters to mostly foreigners because it has an American army base nearby.  After finding a smashing pair of pink sandals, Jesse and Amy went to eat at a Thai restaurant.  I on the other hand, went to a Taco Bell.  Now I for one cannot allow the mere dismissal of a taco bell in Korea.  It is fucking amazing.  I think I may have even shed a tear as I bit into one of their crunch wraps.  I can’t put to words how much I miss good ol’ trashy foods.  After Taco Bell and Amy’s sandal purchase, we went to the War Memorial nearby.  This was probably my favorite part of our trip around Seoul, as it wasn’t a repeat of previous experiences of mine.  It was new and pretty neat actually.  They were several decommissioned tanks and airplanes along the grounds.  There was a war museum and quite a large amount of neat sculptures surrounding it.  There was the famous “Brothers” memorial depicting two brothers separated during the Korean war, who supposedly met on the battlefield (the story sounds a bit romanticized).  The War Memorial was definitely  an ideal repeat experience and something I’d suggest to visitors.  Next up, we hit Insa-dong and blasted Jesse and Amy with the massive amount of tourists located there.  Insa-dong is the traditional market street and features some pretty cool, and sometimes pretty generic, pieces of Korean art.  We left Insa-dong fast, but not before meeting up with my brother and snacking on some kebab wraps.  Afterwards we went back towards Masan.  While the drive was rather long (five hours) it was pretty interesting to see the massively backed up roads leading towards Seoul.  We had driven three hours away from Seoul (with very limited traffic) and the line to get into Seoul was still at a standstill.  Thank god we avoided that!  Word of advice, during Chuseok: do not go outside of Seoul if you live there.  Going back would be a bitch.

                      

Day Seven – Mark works.  I worked again, so I spent the day teaching while Jesse and Amy explored Changwon.  I briefly drove them around pointing out sites of interest before work , then headed in to teach the kiddies.  Afterwards we got some drinks around the area at a fried chicken restaurant.

Day Eight – Burnt out and off to Gyeongju.  I titled this day as “burnt out,” as a way to emphasis our feelings about traveling.  We were all literally dead.  We hit Gyeongju and saw some pretty cool sights, but the whole time did not appreciate it as much as we could’ve.  We explored the famous temple of Tongdosa, in which I had previously underwent a temple stay.  We also went to the Bulguksa temple in Gyeongju.   Both temples were pretty cool, but the latter of the two I sat outside with Dajung (the dog).  We then went up the mountain a bit and saw a Buddha statue built into the mountainside (Seokguram Grotto).  This is a place where several people make pilgrimages to, and we could barely stand a minute of it before we went back to Masan to crash.

Day Nine – Jesse and Amy head to the airport, and Mark sleeps for twelve hours.  Enough said really.

Globe Trotting – Korean Style (Part One)

I have come to the awareness that every time I mention my absence from my blog, it becomes more and more redundant.  So I hope to make this the last time I do so.  Lately I’ve been busy entertaining a set of friends from Minnesota with all the joys that Korea has to offer.  This set of entertainment not only took us all across Korea, but was also capable of tiring me out to the point of a twelve hour nap afterwards.  The journey lasted about a week and was probably one of the more extensive trips I’ve done since arriving in Korea.

(Note – All the following pictures are from Amy and Jesse’s Camera, as I did not bring mine along.)

The Start.  My friends Jesse Weaver and Amy Brown came to visit Korea on Friday night.  I was entirely excited to meet them and decided it’d be best to pick them up myself rather than give them the joy I had of figuring out the Korean alphabet.  Picking them up at the airport was rather effortless, and the drive back to my house was just filled with excitement for the coming days.  It was a non-stop talking car ride which ended with a restaurant on a rooftop and a beer or two in hand.  Jesse was enjoyably amazed with the fact that the restaurant had call buttons to press when you wanted another beer.  No harassing waiters here, this is the third world!

Day One - The next day we woke up early and drove to Tongyeong.  This will be the first of many hours of me behind the wheel, seeing as I was the only one legally allowed to drive.  At Tongyeong we took a ferry to the island of Yokji-do.  The ferry ride was about two hours long, but was quite breathtaking.  It took us through several chains of islands and had an open top deck to take all the sights in.  While we were concerned with the sights, the Koreans were all concerned with my dog Dajung.  We had earlier decided to bring him with, and to my dismay, gave us more attention than an air horn.  The words “cute” and “dog” were the first Korean words my friends learned.  Once we got off the ferry, we rented some go-carts and drove around the island.  The driving was amazing and the fresh sea air just surrounded you in bliss.  Due to being able to drive everyday, I relented the wheel to Keziah, so she could feel the thrills. While the views were stunning, we unfortunately only had about an hour before the last ferry left the island (due to the holidays, the very last ferry boat was canceled), so the go-karts were short and brief.  After the ferry ride we went to Mural Alley.  Mural Alley lies atop a hill in Tongyeong, and, as guessed, has tons of murals on the walls from many famous Korean artists.   This was quite fun, as ducking in and out of alleyways has always been a joy of mine.  From here we watched the sunset (amazing) and then took off towards home.  For dinner we enlightened ourselves with Nolboo, a restaurant famous for a meal created during the Korean War.  The meal consists of several meats, noodles, cheese, beans all mixed together in a soup-like fashion.  From there the sauce is spread over rice and is quite frankly my favorite restaurant in all of Korea.

Day Two – Busan.  Jesse having jetlag and probably a bit of plain excitement, decided to wake up at about 6:30 Sunday morning.  Much to Amy and I’s dismay, we also were forced to wake up to start the day.  We went to a local restaurant that specializes in catering to the late-nighters as well as the early-sun dwellers, and had a nice collection of staple Korean foods.  Jesse tried pork cutlet for the first time, and Amy had bibimbap.  After our meal we walked around a bit and then picked up Keziah.  From here on we headed to the second biggest city of Korea, Busan.  Busan is my favored city over Seoul.  Busan has all the large clothing markets Seoul has to offer, but without the 24 million Korean population.  Bonus!  Busan is also located on the coast and has some rather beautiful beaches and lit-up bridges.  In Busan we first went to the area of Nampo-dong.  This area has the largest clothing area on the southern part of Korea.  There is several fashion conscious stores and one even tailored a simple shirt for Jesse to wear.  What a deal!  We walked around Nampo-dong for about two hours and then moved on to Book Alley.  Book Alley is an alley with used books packed from the floor to the ceiling.  We didn’t really intend to go book shopping, but more thought of it as a great photo opportunity.  Unfortunately it was closed, but as luck would have it, when the stores are closed their gates have… Murals!  So Saturday and Sunday were the mural days.  Keep in mind I don’t mean to downplay the murals, as they were artistically nice.  From here we headed to Seomyeon in search of a Canon store for Keziah, and our eats for the evening.  We had grilled meat pieces, two different fashions, and Jesse yet again enjoyed the restaurant’s buttons.  Afterwards Keziah and I took them to a hotel situated on the beach.  This hotel is one of my favorites and features a bay window out to the sea.  The hotel also faces Gwangali’s lighted bridge, and is relatively cheap for the experience.  Keziah and I went home.

Day Three – Boring.  I had to work Monday, so I just kept myself busy planning lessons and teaching.  Jesse and Amy on the other hand explored Busan and all it had to offer.  Due to Chuseok being one of Korea’s biggest holidays, we also decided to leave that night for the Northern part of South Korea.  This would soon  be proven to have been a good decision, as several other people remarked on the terrible traffic they experienced.  So we left around eleven after I said bye to Keziah (she was off to China for the week).

Day Four – Beginning of Chuseok, Seoraksan, and the joys of a typhoon.  As I didn’t mention it before,  the weather for the first two days of Jesse and Amy’s stay in Korea was absolutely awesome.  So, to keep the forces of good and evil at bay, a balancing had to be done.  This balancing of course was a quick typhoon across the Korean peninsula.  Now rain is not the worst offender in life, but it just so happened that this day was meant to be our epic Korean mountain hike.  The mountain range we were at is said to be one of the most beautiful in Korea.  It also took a seven hour drive to get to the said mountain range.  So the typhoon of happiness was not quite welcomed.  Since there was actually nothing else to do up in northern South Korea, and we had a busy schedule, we bought some ponchos and attacked the slopes anyways.  Well, “attacked,” might not be the best word to use, where “cable car” could be deemed as more appropriate.  Now we hadn’t intended to go the route of the cable car, and in my own right, I didn’t even know it existed until Chris (Keziah’s Roommate who came with) mentioned it.  The rain was pouring and it seemed like the right decision.  Riding the cable car brought us a mere ten minute hike from the summit.  The view was amazing and you could see the entire rugged mountainside from there.  We climbed up a little bit more and then the fog moved in.  Our amazing view ended, and the cold swept in.  Seoraksan was not all that I had hoped for, and for me, will be a trip repeated on a much prettier weekend.  Stay tuned!  From Seoraksan we had some foods at a rest area off the highway.  While rest areas in America seem dingy and a rapist’s headquarters, the rest areas in Korea are decked out with cafeterias and convenience stores.  So the food was not half bad.  We headed to the capital of Gangwon so Chris could take a bus back to Masan as we headed off to Seoul.  The bus didn’t happen to go to Masan though and we ended up taking Chris with us on the extra two hour drive to Seoul.  (Five hours total from Seoraksan).

To be continued!

Jeju Island: Island Bliss

Summer in Korea is a complete and living hell. I say this with as much love as I can muster, but it has to be said. While the entire countryside and the mystic mountains are quite compelling, the actual weather and feeling of the air to your skin is more of a hyperactive slip-n-slide. Putting it simply, it is damn muggy. While there are days I enjoy the weather, much of my exploration revolves around dreams of air conditioned environments. So what does a person do on such nasty weather?

Recently I went to Jeju. Jeju, is a southern Island, about an hour flight from a nearby airport. The island itself was amazing. There is pretty much a million things to occupied oneself with, and even more so plenty of picturesque landscapes to mull over during some downtime.

I recently went to Jeju with a nice entourage consisting of: Myself, Keziah (girlfriend), Chris (Kez’s roommate), and Christie (a friend). We left Friday at about 12:00 and arrived in Jeju at about 6:30 or so. From there we rented a car and let our adventure begin.

As I mentioned, there are a ton of things to do in Jeju. So, rather than remark upon each area, I’ll just remark on only two of the highlights of the trip. My two highlights of Jeju were Sunrise Peak and Hallim Park. Both of these are quite popular tourist destinations, so finding them via a google search won’t be too hard. Sunrise Peak is an amazing volcanic crater on the far east coast of the island. In fact, Sunrise peak even stretches out on its own connected strip of land that it faces the sunrise as its own entity. It’s about a half an hour hike to the peak, but I’d say it’s definitely worth it. The view is amazing and even the hike itself is interesting as it curls around different rock formations along the way. It’s a straight up shot with several steep staircases and the area itself is littered with butterflies. Just. Wow.

Hallim Park is another of the quite popular tourist areas in Jeju. The drawl of Hallim Park is its amazing variety of sights all packed together in a decently priced package. Hallim Park contains: A beautiful beach, a bird zoo, an exotic plant conservatory, three caves, and a folk village. There is actually even more in this area, but I chose to keep the list short. The sights to see were quite amazing, and you can see that the Koreans really went out of their way to create such an impressive layout of plants and statues amongst the quieter parts of the area. Worlds really can’t express how cool this park was, so I will include a couple of pictures below:

All in all, the whole island of Jeju was amazing. The company of friends was equally enjoyable. Everyone I went with was easy going and like-minded (for the most part). No drama, no in-fighting. Just pure island bliss. One of my favorite moments on the island, besides the scenic views, was just sitting on the beach over a beer and light conversation. I plan to hit up the island sometime before my time in Korea is up, and anyone who is looking for some pristine beach fun is invited.

Song: Lady Gaga – Bad Romance

The Joys and Tribulations of a Best Friend

 

In an honest effort to keep my blogging/journal steam going, I figured the next best subject of my life would be the creature that sits faithfully on my lap while I type anything from my blog to the random names of my favorite porn stars (Rebecca, Candy, Kimmy… Sam…). This said creature would be in-fact my dog.      

My dog’s name is Da-Jung. He comes from a long line of… well, actually, I’m not really sure how long his line goes, but I do know that he’s a mutt… so that pretty much means at least one percent of him comes from either the time of the pharaohs or at the very least one of the world wars. A mutt is what I’d like to consider a dog breeder’s nightmare, and for me, the equation for an even better dog. My dog is a combination between a Yorkie and a Maltese. He has golden brown hair, so the possibility of a golden retriever having sloppy seconds hasn’t quite been ruled out. He’s smaller than a cat and is probably the most dependent creature on the planet. I say this with full mind that human babies can be quite bitchy when separated from their significant parents. He grooms himself regularly, and has a nice blue dog bed that sits in the corner of my apartment. Yes, I’ve made myself a homebody. Now, while the description of the dog is probably the most amazing thing to read about, it really becomes a tad bit moot when a simple glance at a picture will probably do him justice.

First things first… I’ve always been a cat person. So the first thing that I’ve really had to adjust to is its undying devotion to me. I mean seriously, if he’s not on my lap, he’s at least fucking looking at it. While a person could construe this in a multitude of ways, or at least I would, I don’t really think it’s a great ball of lust in his eyes. According to vet who he was adopted from, the lil’ pup comes from an abusive home. He was constantly reprimanded and is rather insecure about everything he does do to it. I can see this in multiple ways, because, at least in my presence, he hasn’t uttered a single bark since the two months I’ve had him. While his love is endearing and has a high chance of winning over the stingiest of dog haters, it does mean that I really do, or should, spend a lot of time with the little one. This involves in the least taking him on walks around the neighborhood. While I am an outside person, I do not consider myself enjoying the same tree stump yesterday as much as he does. Also, on nights I actually feel social; I usually have to at least stop by my house for even a half an hour after work before hitting the town. Cats are much simpler.

Let it be known that I am in no way considering taking mister pups down the river anytime soon, for I far more enjoy the dog than despise it. He is the most obedient dog I’ve ever met. Every night I come home, he runs to greet me, not a bark is made, and I just snap my fingers and he’s patiently waiting in his dog bed until I’m ready to meet him. He doesn't quite play chess, but he’s learning… Well that, or he’s at least learning the basics of the “sit” command. He’s great for hikes and if you unleash him on a beach he’ll shit himself with joy that is impossible to prevent from spreading.

While this blog post doesn’t really quite have a point, I just decided to throw it up to give the impression of a valid update.

Song: Usher -OMG